Things that make you go hmmmmm.....

Why do they make the stuff you have to lick on an envelope taste so bad?

coopslave wrote:Why do they make the stuff you have to lick on an envelope taste so bad?

I've licked flavoured envelopes before.

They were still gross.

uno wrote:Silkie, how puzzling.

Oh, it is. Socks from the both of the little stinkers, so no clue there.

I must admit, I giggle every time I think of it (and am slightly disgusted). They were chilling out in my fridge all day while I was at work just waiting for me to discover them.

silkiebantam wrote:

uno wrote:Silkie, how puzzling.

Oh, it is. Socks from the both of the little stinkers, so no clue there.

I must admit, I giggle every time I think of it (and am slightly disgusted). They were chilling out in my fridge all day while I was at work just waiting for me to discover them.

Did you check the dryer? Just thinking maybe if they were singles?

Toybarons...let me understand this. Are you saying that mateless socks somehow migrate to the fridge? Perhaps that's the odd smell coming from the very back corner of the vegetable drawer? That would explain a lot.

If a ginger works at a bakery... does that make him a ginger bread man?

If you make a learning camp for ADHD kids... is it a concentration camp?

silkiebantam wrote:Wondering which one of my kids put a bag of their socks in my fridge today when I asked them to clean up. That made me go "Hmmmmmmmmmmm?" No body remembers doing it.

Yesterday I found a bowl of chopped salad vegies (that I had been munching on) in the microwave. I have no idea how they got there, but I am pretty sure I know who did it, even though I tried to blame hubby.

Riddle me this though....why is it that on EVERY school day I have to have a tantrum before my daughter gets out of bed, but on day where there is not school and she has been allowed to stay up late the night before, she is up before 7:00???

Bowker Acres wrote:

silkiebantam wrote:Wondering which one of my kids put a bag of their socks in my fridge today when I asked them to clean up. That made me go "Hmmmmmmmmmmm?" No body remembers doing it.

Yesterday I found a bowl of chopped salad vegies (that I had been munching on) in the microwave. I have no idea how they got there, but I am pretty sure I know who did it, even though I tried to blame hubby.

Riddle me this though....why is it that on EVERY school day I have to have a tantrum before my daughter gets out of bed, but on day where there is not school and she has been allowed to stay up late the night before, she is up before 7:00???

I have the answer to that. It is not the getting out of bed. It is what happens after she gets out of bed.

Bowker, all you have to do is change her morning routine a little and have her do something she loves when she wakes up. What motovates her? Yes, I know she has to get on the bus and go to school, but is there something she would love to do first?

how come as soon as my butt hits the toilet seat the phone rings, and if get up to answer it, it is a wrong number

Schipperkesue wrote:

Bowker Acres wrote:

silkiebantam wrote:Wondering which one of my kids put a bag of their socks in my fridge today when I asked them to clean up. That made me go "Hmmmmmmmmmmm?" No body remembers doing it.

Yesterday I found a bowl of chopped salad vegies (that I had been munching on) in the microwave. I have no idea how they got there, but I am pretty sure I know who did it, even though I tried to blame hubby.

Riddle me this though....why is it that on EVERY school day I have to have a tantrum before my daughter gets out of bed, but on day where there is not school and she has been allowed to stay up late the night before, she is up before 7:00???

I have the answer to that. It is not the getting out of bed. It is what happens after she gets out of bed.

Bowker, all you have to do is change her morning routine a little and have her do something she loves when she wakes up. What motovates her? Yes, I know she has to get on the bus and go to school, but is there something she would love to do first?

Sadly, it is not the school morning routine that is my problem. She is only in Grade 1 so she still likes school.

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I tried veganism for awhile, and dated a vegan, and no, sex was NOT boring... and the mother of his children did breast feed. I couldn't stick with it, though. I still eat very little dairy and even less meat, but I love my eggs!


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Schipperkesue wrote:Riddle me this though....why is it that on EVERY school day I have to have a tantrum before my daughter gets out of bed, but on day where there is not school and she has been allowed to stay up late the night before, she is up before 7:00???

When I was a teenager, if I got up early on a weekend after being out late the night before it was because I got drunk the night before.

if its already built, why is it called a building?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do horses always fart when you walk behind them??

SucellusFarms wrote:

Schipperkesue wrote:Riddle me this though....why is it that on EVERY school day I have to have a tantrum before my daughter gets out of bed, but on day where there is not school and she has been allowed to stay up late the night before, she is up before 7:00???

When I was a teenager, if I got up early on a weekend after being out late the night before it was because I got drunk the night before.

I usually slept in till 2pm.