It often seems like I get up every morning with a set list of things I want to accomplish, but it just never happens. Why? After paying attention to myself, I think I know. Either I am attention deficit, or there is too much that needs my attention. I can't be alone in this!
Sat down at comp to check WCPS. Heard horse whinny outside. Odd. They don't make any noise unless something is up. Put on boots and go investigate. Find Lily high centred on a skinny cedar tree. How on earth did that happen and how on earth am I going to get her off of there?
While contemplating how risky this might be, or not, observe that Lily seems not the least distressed and is in fact rocking back and forth over the branches of the tree. Ah! Itchy belly.
Spend a moment risking life and limb to get Lily off the tree and feel her stomach. Crusted and oozing from those filthy blackflies, demonic little biters that they are! Give her a tummy scratch while her upper lip does acrobatics with glee. Decide to get homemade horse concoction out of tack shed and coat her stomach.
Open drawer in tack shed and find mouse poop. Damn mice! Someone left the door open (DAUGHTER) and mice have pooped on everything and chewed holes in stored chicken feed. Must set a trap. Where is a trap? I'll get the one out of my truck. While at truck notice rear window is rolled down. Start truck to roll it up. Get trap and head back to tack shed. Set trap.
Head back to horses, kick a turd on the way. Under turd is monster earthworm. I should really start a worm habitat. Hub is taking some time off soon and we might want to do some fishing. Then I will wish I had worms. No time like the present, I've always meant to do it. Head back to tack shed to grab bucket and shovel. Start digging around manure pile tossing worms in bucket. Only the second worms know you have a bucket, they disappear. Worm telepathy. Leave manure pile and move into swamp where there are no worms either, but a zillion mosquitoes and after 7000 bites, run screaming out of the bush, and toss worm bucket into the hay shed.
It's just about dinner time. Head to house. Wait! I was supposed to put salve on horse's belly. Go back to tack shed, get salve, slather on horse. On way back to tack shed kick another turd. Find a worm. Put down the salve and start picking worms. When my fist is full of worms, head to worm bucket in hay shed to dump worms. Now head to house. DAMN! The salve is still sitting in the middle of the horse pen. Go back and get salve, take it to the tack shed.
In tack shed, with trap set and a pile of starter crumbles on the floor from a chewed bag, wonder if the mice have chewed any saddle pads. Start digging through the saddle pads. Dog comes in and starts sniffing around the corners. Good, find that mouse. No saddle pad damage, better go make dinner. Go to house. Half way to house hear whimpering sounds. What now? Oh! Dog is locked in tack shed. Go back and get dog.
Come in house and ponder the fridge and what culinary delights it holds. It holds a dozen eggs and some wilted celery. Hmmm. Good grief! Remember that you left the computer to check the horses and the computer is still on WCPS and your post never got made. Sit down to write post when phone rings. IT's HUb. Do we need anything? " I think we need to go out for dinner since there is nothing to eat here, but the good news is I've got worms!"
I have quit writing do-lists, things just go sideways no matter what.
Sat down at comp to check WCPS. Heard horse whinny outside. Odd. They don't make any noise unless something is up. Put on boots and go investigate. Find Lily high centred on a skinny cedar tree. How on earth did that happen and how on earth am I going to get her off of there?
While contemplating how risky this might be, or not, observe that Lily seems not the least distressed and is in fact rocking back and forth over the branches of the tree. Ah! Itchy belly.
Spend a moment risking life and limb to get Lily off the tree and feel her stomach. Crusted and oozing from those filthy blackflies, demonic little biters that they are! Give her a tummy scratch while her upper lip does acrobatics with glee. Decide to get homemade horse concoction out of tack shed and coat her stomach.
Open drawer in tack shed and find mouse poop. Damn mice! Someone left the door open (DAUGHTER) and mice have pooped on everything and chewed holes in stored chicken feed. Must set a trap. Where is a trap? I'll get the one out of my truck. While at truck notice rear window is rolled down. Start truck to roll it up. Get trap and head back to tack shed. Set trap.
Head back to horses, kick a turd on the way. Under turd is monster earthworm. I should really start a worm habitat. Hub is taking some time off soon and we might want to do some fishing. Then I will wish I had worms. No time like the present, I've always meant to do it. Head back to tack shed to grab bucket and shovel. Start digging around manure pile tossing worms in bucket. Only the second worms know you have a bucket, they disappear. Worm telepathy. Leave manure pile and move into swamp where there are no worms either, but a zillion mosquitoes and after 7000 bites, run screaming out of the bush, and toss worm bucket into the hay shed.
It's just about dinner time. Head to house. Wait! I was supposed to put salve on horse's belly. Go back to tack shed, get salve, slather on horse. On way back to tack shed kick another turd. Find a worm. Put down the salve and start picking worms. When my fist is full of worms, head to worm bucket in hay shed to dump worms. Now head to house. DAMN! The salve is still sitting in the middle of the horse pen. Go back and get salve, take it to the tack shed.
In tack shed, with trap set and a pile of starter crumbles on the floor from a chewed bag, wonder if the mice have chewed any saddle pads. Start digging through the saddle pads. Dog comes in and starts sniffing around the corners. Good, find that mouse. No saddle pad damage, better go make dinner. Go to house. Half way to house hear whimpering sounds. What now? Oh! Dog is locked in tack shed. Go back and get dog.
Come in house and ponder the fridge and what culinary delights it holds. It holds a dozen eggs and some wilted celery. Hmmm. Good grief! Remember that you left the computer to check the horses and the computer is still on WCPS and your post never got made. Sit down to write post when phone rings. IT's HUb. Do we need anything? " I think we need to go out for dinner since there is nothing to eat here, but the good news is I've got worms!"
I have quit writing do-lists, things just go sideways no matter what.