Why oh why can't someone invent a feed sack that is easy to open?
It never fails to be dark and cold as I fumble with the stitched end of a feed sack, trying to slice that stitching in just the right way to make it come zipping apart. That only happens a slim 10% of the time. The rest of the time is a struggle of tear inducing frustration as a task the should have taken mere seconds has turned into a slasher movie as I madly hack my way into the bag while screaming through gritted teeth. THe only positive side of this is that as my fingers freeze and become less nimble, I don't feel it as I slice myself to the bone with the poo covered utility knife we keep handy for this purpose. Is my tetanus shot current, I wonder, as I stick a bleeidng finger in my mouth. Nope, last tetanus shot I had was before my first birthday..wow, that's been one effective shot OR tetanus is not nearly the threat they'd like us to think it is.
I used to buy a certain brand of dog food not because it was good dog food or the dog liked it, but because some brilliant person had designed an easy, zip off top! Well what are the rest of those dimwits thinking? Gotta go, I see I am bleeding through this latest bandaid, but at least I got the lay pellets into the mangled, bear chewed container they are kept in. Polysporin, here I come!
It never fails to be dark and cold as I fumble with the stitched end of a feed sack, trying to slice that stitching in just the right way to make it come zipping apart. That only happens a slim 10% of the time. The rest of the time is a struggle of tear inducing frustration as a task the should have taken mere seconds has turned into a slasher movie as I madly hack my way into the bag while screaming through gritted teeth. THe only positive side of this is that as my fingers freeze and become less nimble, I don't feel it as I slice myself to the bone with the poo covered utility knife we keep handy for this purpose. Is my tetanus shot current, I wonder, as I stick a bleeidng finger in my mouth. Nope, last tetanus shot I had was before my first birthday..wow, that's been one effective shot OR tetanus is not nearly the threat they'd like us to think it is.
I used to buy a certain brand of dog food not because it was good dog food or the dog liked it, but because some brilliant person had designed an easy, zip off top! Well what are the rest of those dimwits thinking? Gotta go, I see I am bleeding through this latest bandaid, but at least I got the lay pellets into the mangled, bear chewed container they are kept in. Polysporin, here I come!