National Kick a Stupid Person Day.

prairie dog wrote:

Dan Smith wrote:OK how about narcissistic, selfish turds. Oh and I love that add that Gubi shows of the comment about hunters and that they should buy their meat from the stores where no animals were harmed in the making of the meat. The scary thing about that comment is that I truly believe that that person whether they be male or female, believes what they are saying and what is even more scary is that they are probably allowed to vote and reproduce. I would not want to kick that person but rather just hug them and in a calm soft voice tell them that everything will be all right.

.........well said Dan!

...and then kick them!

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I ran accross this on Facebook

That's funny! A couple years ago, I posted a Hunting picture album on facebook, and had a friend that I had known for years 'defriend' me because of it. Apparently, she could take my bad attitude and uncaringness towards animals no longer.

I have to admit, I was hurt over it, because I love animals very much. And I think that knowing where your food comes from shows respect to the animal for acknowledging (sp)it.

So, is she now on your kicking list?

I was unfriended because I didn't repost one of those "if you don't repost this you're not a Christian" things.

She wasn't a close friend so I didn't care, but it did strike me how judgmental some of these people, who are supposedly playing on a higher moral and ethical field, can be.

Dark Wing Duck, you are having way too much fun with this!

Dark Wing Duck wrote:

prairie dog wrote:

Dan Smith wrote:just hug them and in a calm soft voice tell them that everything will be all right.

.........well said Dan!

...and then kick them!

And then NEUTER them!!

OK I have a storey to add to this. Some people might find it silly and not worthy of repeating, but I'm a big kid at heart and love childish, stupid things. I still giggle every time I think of it.
A couple years or 10 or twelve ago, My self and a couple fellas from work went out one Friday evening on the companies tab. Service and sales were up and we had been working some long shifts, so our department manager instructed me to take the boys out for an evening of good food and a few beers and expense it. So we did!
We ended up down on Whyte Ave in Edmonton. Anybody who know about Whyte Ave, knows that it has it's share of street talent and beggars.
After a real good dinner and whole bunch of beers, we decided to call it a night. When we stepped out side of the pub to catch some cabs home, one of the fellas stopped to read a card board sign this "street performer" had made. It read" Kick A Punk For A Buck" . Can you imagine? Andy, the fella who stopped to read the sign said " OK, I'll give it a go!". So this young, healthy, good shaped kid who could be fit enough to work the rigs or any other well paying job, stands up laughing to his other on looking, skateboard toting buddies who's pants were also hanging off their ass's. I don't think these other kids were participating, but they were definitely there watching this masterminded plan for easy money take place and they thought it was hilarious!
Well this dumb ass bends over and Andy squares off to boot him in his ass, but maybe because Andy had too many wobbly pops, his aim was a little off. Thats right, you guessed it, a bit too far forward, but still dead center! ... right in the junk!!! Well, this poor kid dropped like a sack of potatoes. He was rolling around on the side walk drooling!!! We all couldn't believe what we just witnessed! It was one of the dumbest and funniest things I think I have ever seen!!!
Andy then threw down a five dollar bill and said " Keep the change. And maybe now you'll think about getting a real job.".
To me, that was warranted and that kid should be the poster child for birth control! The world doesn't need people like that reproducing.

Read that, DWD. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Did both.

So what do you call those people who grew up in the same society we all did, but are so (what, what is the word we look for?) that you want to wing a frozen horse turd at them and laugh as it ricochets off their nob? What do you call those navel gazing morons who act like there is no one in the world except themselves? Well, what do you call them that you can say on a G-rated forum? I'm all ears Dan.

The light is on but no one is home.

His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

This nut is a left hand thread.

A few cards short of a full deck.

A few bricks short of a load.

Couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery

God must have poured his brains in with a spoon and someone jiggled his arm.

Talking to him is like talking into an empty culvert.

It's not sporting to enter a battle of wits with unarmed opposition.

Some people should put their brain in gear before putting their mouths in motion.

There must be more out there - let's hear them folks

Not the sharpest tack in the box.

Thick as a post.

I know there is more, but it is to late for me. I look forward to see if others think of as good a ones as clucky has been able to come up with.

Fell out of the stupid tree, hit every branch on the way down.

Nice house , just nobody living there !

and there s so many more , just can't think of them right now ?

not sure if this one's been posted already.
I usually use
"not the brightest crayon in the box"

Engine's running but there's nobody behind the wheel

Not the sharpest tool in the shed/knife in the drawer

Not the brightest light on the tree

Cup and saucer short of a full set

Couple of acres missing in the north 40

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.



A guy I used to know did a clever take on one. He was showing me the list of students he was going to have to manage in a summer field course. He pointed out a pair of names who were friends and shook his head. That one, he said, "Is dumb as a bag of hammers."

"What about his buddy?", I asked.

"He's the handles."

Couldn't hit the broad side of the barn !

I knew you folks wouldn't fail.

Perhaps I've highjacked this post - but the topic is still on the stupid theme. Sometimes, you've just got to laugh or you'll go mad.

The kind of people that we are talking about remind me of Christmas lights,They hang out together and Half of the suckers don't work and the half that do aren't very bright.

Dan Smith wrote:The kind of people that we are talking about remind me of Christmas lights,They hang out together and Half of the suckers don't work and the half that do aren't very bright.

..............Never heard of that one nice one Dan !

A few french fries short of a happy meal...
Couldn't organize a rock fight in a gravel pit...
Couldn't drive a sharp stick up a dead dog's a*s...

Hubbies favourite is "dumb as dog sh*t".

I call all the idiots Brunswick.

Had a guy at work ask me why I called him that after several years.
I told him he was about as sharp as a bowling ball.

Hahahah! I'm going to add that one to the filing cabinet.

Can't see that one taking off out here in New Brunswick.