I hereby decree the first ever, to be followed by many, STUPID TAX.
This is a tax that all WCPS members can blight upon someone, when that someone has gone above and beyond their duty in the realm of hopeless stupidity, mindless inconsideration, or flaming rudeness.
Case in point: Last night Hub and I took a rare evening to attend a speaking engagement together. We paid to hear this speaker, as did every other person in the gymnasium. Gymnasiums are not the best acoustical space for a speaking engagement, large and echoish with many hard surfaces to reverberate sound off of.
We are seated in anticipation when in comes a woman with her toddler. WARNING:if you are a parent with a toddler who thinks the mere existence of your fabulous child entitles you to inflict it upon an unsuspecting populace, you are about to be insulted. But that is what this dim witted, socially challenged, twit of a lady did. She set her toddler down and it had a blast. It ran around, it shoved chairs across the hardwood floor, it threw coins around. It screeched and shrieked and whined and made it utterly IMPOSSIBLE to hear the speaker.
Several people turned around in their chairs and glared at this woman, who I can only assume was medicated out of her mind of Happy Mommy Pills, because she was too stupid to read the mood of the crowd. And after 40 minutes of this brain dead parenting, the mood of the crowd was not good!
Be clear. NO blame is being placed on the child. Children do what children do. But STAY HOME or get a babysitter because I do not want to tolerate YOUR child when I am out at a social situation that is NOT meant for children to begin with! Just because you have a baby you are NOT granted the right to lose all sense of social obligation or propriety. When my child was small and she started howling in a restaurant, one of us removed her and sat in the car with her while the other dined. We will NOT inflict OUR screaming kid upon a room full of dinners, she is OUR problem and we will sit with her yowling self in our own car, but no one else should have their dinner ruined because of us and our kid!
Unfortunately, dummy mommy was on some other wavelength in which the world adores her and the fruit of her womb. WRONG! She was rude to the speaker and utterly ignorant of the social convention of considering others. To this woman I award the first ever STUPID TAX. She was a royal pain!
This is a tax that all WCPS members can blight upon someone, when that someone has gone above and beyond their duty in the realm of hopeless stupidity, mindless inconsideration, or flaming rudeness.
Case in point: Last night Hub and I took a rare evening to attend a speaking engagement together. We paid to hear this speaker, as did every other person in the gymnasium. Gymnasiums are not the best acoustical space for a speaking engagement, large and echoish with many hard surfaces to reverberate sound off of.
We are seated in anticipation when in comes a woman with her toddler. WARNING:if you are a parent with a toddler who thinks the mere existence of your fabulous child entitles you to inflict it upon an unsuspecting populace, you are about to be insulted. But that is what this dim witted, socially challenged, twit of a lady did. She set her toddler down and it had a blast. It ran around, it shoved chairs across the hardwood floor, it threw coins around. It screeched and shrieked and whined and made it utterly IMPOSSIBLE to hear the speaker.
Several people turned around in their chairs and glared at this woman, who I can only assume was medicated out of her mind of Happy Mommy Pills, because she was too stupid to read the mood of the crowd. And after 40 minutes of this brain dead parenting, the mood of the crowd was not good!
Be clear. NO blame is being placed on the child. Children do what children do. But STAY HOME or get a babysitter because I do not want to tolerate YOUR child when I am out at a social situation that is NOT meant for children to begin with! Just because you have a baby you are NOT granted the right to lose all sense of social obligation or propriety. When my child was small and she started howling in a restaurant, one of us removed her and sat in the car with her while the other dined. We will NOT inflict OUR screaming kid upon a room full of dinners, she is OUR problem and we will sit with her yowling self in our own car, but no one else should have their dinner ruined because of us and our kid!
Unfortunately, dummy mommy was on some other wavelength in which the world adores her and the fruit of her womb. WRONG! She was rude to the speaker and utterly ignorant of the social convention of considering others. To this woman I award the first ever STUPID TAX. She was a royal pain!