This might be funny, only it's not.
I have called conservation days ago and am waiting for a call back, which has yet to come.
Stupid bear is here every night. Sometimes twice a night. Bear tears the latch off the yard door and goes into hen yard, tossing feeders around and destroying things. THE FEEDERS ARE EMPTY! I live in bear country and know better than to have feed out at night. But since she did manage to have a nice snack of Jonny Anvil's Orpington's (grrr!) she keeps coming back. Nightly.
Then bear broke into the secondary hen house. It is festooned with bear boards, nail covered boards mounted spikes outward so when bear leans up on a window ledge to look in, they get a paw full of pokes! It is creepy out there, all these spike board nailed to the building. So instead of pawing high, she pawed low. Got her claws in the door crack, gave it a yank, broke the latch off and left the wood of the door peeled back where her claws were. There was nothing in there for her to eat. But she broke in and ransacked the place anyway.
So now...we leave all the doors open. Why? TO cut down on property damage. The feeders are not even outside anymore. They are in the basement, as is the chicken food (pellets). I let the birds out to eat and they get their pellets on the ground OUTSIDE of the hen yard. I want to give that bear NO REASON to be in my hen yard so no food of any sort is in my hen yard.
Of course, this leaves my birds vulnerable to predation. This bear is too big to get in through the hen door. But a smaller bear can. A yearling bear would be in like nothing, killing chickens. We can slide it shut with plywood but I'm here to tell you that a slab of plywood does NOT keep a bear out of anything. But if a raccoon comes along, I won't have a bird left.
At this point I am beyond angry. Bear finds NOTHING to eat and just keeps coming back, wrecking things and waking me nightly with the clatter. I charge out onto the deck yelling obscenities and the bear runs off. For a while. Comes back again later.
I could set Hubby out there in a lawn chair with a gun. But Hubby is asleep 5 minutes after he sits down anywhere, not what you'd call wide eyed and bushy tailed. When he wakes from a dead sleep, a loaded gun is probably not the best thing for him to have in his hands. He's a good shot when alert, it's just the alert part that can be troublesome.
We try very hard to never be the reason a bear is destroyed. I do NOT feed scratch this time a year because I know it is like crack to a bear. There is never feed in the feeders at night. Having done everything we can, I am past feeling bad for this bear and hoping to be the one to pull the trigger. That was a lie. I could not kill a bear. But I could sure let someone else do it. This bear has eaten my birds and nightly does damage to property that it has no reason to frequent. I am not a happy camper!