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Today I Went Shopping

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1Today I Went Shopping Empty Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:50 am

Hillbilly

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It was a beautiful summer morning, so I decided it was good a day as any for some shopping.
I donned my extra roomy silk pants and matching vest, to combat the summer heat. It was a bit breezy, and me with long hair, well its annoying sometimes, so I tied it up in a bandana.

My dog had recently chewed up one of my runners, so I seemed stuck with rubber boots or slippers. I found a pair of slippers that kind of matched, so off I went.

I stopped at the carpet store, and looked at a few roll ends, as they are reasonably priced.
Just as a salesman spotted me, I saw what I came for. I walked over and sat down on the most beautiful area rug I have laid eyes on.

It was then that the salesman caught up with me and inquired;
May I help you sir?
To which, I replied in query;
Yes sir, what kind of fuel mileage does this one get?

2Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:04 am

chickeesmom

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OMG you are toooo funny!!!

3Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:21 am

uno

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Uh...past 30 one should not smoke so much of that stuff. What on EARTH has gotten into you? Silk pants and slippers? Who kidnapped HillBilly? We want him back!

4Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:30 am

Hillbilly

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I kinda like Hillbinder.

5Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 12:43 pm

JaerhonChanteclerEuskies

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lol!

6Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 4:38 pm

Guest


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I say KEEP SMOKING!! That's hilarious.

(I want pictures...) tongue

7Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 6:58 pm

KathyS

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Well that is awesome! Very Happy

(But I won't tell you what happened last time I was shopping for a new broom!!!) Evil or Very Mad

http://www.hawthornhillpoultry.com

8Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:44 pm

loushrop


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Laughing Laughing Lou

9Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:59 pm

silkiebantam

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I needed a smile and laugh, and you gave it! Thanks! Laughing

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10Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Wed Aug 17, 2011 10:46 pm

dj


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farmchiq wrote:I say KEEP SMOKING!! That's hilarious.

(I want pictures...) tongue

I agree

11Today I Went Shopping Empty Re: Today I Went Shopping Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:43 am

Blue Hill Farm

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dj wrote:
farmchiq wrote:I say KEEP SMOKING!! That's hilarious.

(I want pictures...) tongue

I agree

ME three! Laughing afro

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