Haha Tara you are suffering from LowerMainland-itis. The south coast of BC, of which you speak at such length and with such vehemence, is about 2% of the province! The rest is fabulous and dry, or dryer, with the exception of the actual coastline (forgive me Rupert and area- I did not forget you ).
I love the area of BC I'm in now. 4 seasons. Snow in the winter, and not too cold to go out and enjoy it! Sun in the summer, and just hot enough to be too hot to do much more than go out and enjoy it.
Yes, I think Coopslave knows full well what she has gone back to, and what she's left. She's a world traveller! She (sorry to type about you as if you're not here Coop) is making the best of a move she did not want to make and vowed she never would.
I'm sure she appreciates the argument against the rain, but where she came from, it was closer to Heaven (with early frost) than The Lower Wasteland described in your post (which is bringing back some soggy, grey and slug-filled memories, for sure. I spent most of my life in the region too, and wild horses couldn't drag me back).
What's it doing now Coop? I got some pictures from my friend in Airdrie and they're getting wacked!