Splody is a technical term meaning: Exploded.
I had the bright idea to let the birds out of the coop tonight, spread their wings so to speak. Take flight, eat snow, run around, all under the restrictive supervision of me, armed with a broom with which to poke puppies who got too near. In with the chickens are the guineas. This is fine. Rather, was fine.
It was getting dark and all the chickens were near the door so I shooed them in and wandered around the front of the coop to sneak around back with the broom to herd the guineas. Have you tried this? Idiot *sigh*. I kept the broom up and walked slowly, they moved, all's good. chirp chirp blah blah. They'd look up one way, I'd carefully move the broom that way, look another way, move it again. Good, good we're to the door. Clicky noise and shh SHHH SHHH noises and 3 of the 4 go in. I stop, 4th one (pearl one, of course) stops, thinks about it. I wave the broom a bit, she turns towards the door.
FREAK OUT, pitches a fit and launches herself to the mountain of snow. So, I climb up it a bit and start to head down another ridge so I can go around her and shoo her back. She launches herself into the air, to where? To the coop? Nahh. A tree? Nope. Another mountain? NOPE.
Power pole. Whatever, she'll come down. Oooh... she came down.
Sitting with Moose eating supper and all of the sudden there's BZZZZZZZZ and the power is out. Dogs, who are outside, go absolutely nutso. Launch ourselves to window to find dog carrying off guinea. Yell, scream, grab guinea carcass, just buuuurned smell, feathers singed, foot blown out, large holes in the skin. Just a mess.
Call the power company and say "Can you help me? A bird flew into the pole and knocked the power out." No, I didn't tell them it was MY bird, nor that I had the carcass in the house. Dogs carried it off I said. Happens all the time the guy said, he guarantees the bird was dead before it hit the ground. I sure hope so, I can't imagine anything else. Oh yeah, and my yard is blown in. No problem, he says, they'll be out tonight.
I absolutely could not believe that happened. Of all the places to launch ones self, the power pole and then instead of jumping off, what, taste the wire? OI. I think we may be done with guineas. Mooses' decision as they are his venture. We love having them around for ticks and what-have-you, but man oh man.
Anyone else have a story like this?
I had the bright idea to let the birds out of the coop tonight, spread their wings so to speak. Take flight, eat snow, run around, all under the restrictive supervision of me, armed with a broom with which to poke puppies who got too near. In with the chickens are the guineas. This is fine. Rather, was fine.
It was getting dark and all the chickens were near the door so I shooed them in and wandered around the front of the coop to sneak around back with the broom to herd the guineas. Have you tried this? Idiot *sigh*. I kept the broom up and walked slowly, they moved, all's good. chirp chirp blah blah. They'd look up one way, I'd carefully move the broom that way, look another way, move it again. Good, good we're to the door. Clicky noise and shh SHHH SHHH noises and 3 of the 4 go in. I stop, 4th one (pearl one, of course) stops, thinks about it. I wave the broom a bit, she turns towards the door.
FREAK OUT, pitches a fit and launches herself to the mountain of snow. So, I climb up it a bit and start to head down another ridge so I can go around her and shoo her back. She launches herself into the air, to where? To the coop? Nahh. A tree? Nope. Another mountain? NOPE.
Power pole. Whatever, she'll come down. Oooh... she came down.
Sitting with Moose eating supper and all of the sudden there's BZZZZZZZZ and the power is out. Dogs, who are outside, go absolutely nutso. Launch ourselves to window to find dog carrying off guinea. Yell, scream, grab guinea carcass, just buuuurned smell, feathers singed, foot blown out, large holes in the skin. Just a mess.
Call the power company and say "Can you help me? A bird flew into the pole and knocked the power out." No, I didn't tell them it was MY bird, nor that I had the carcass in the house. Dogs carried it off I said. Happens all the time the guy said, he guarantees the bird was dead before it hit the ground. I sure hope so, I can't imagine anything else. Oh yeah, and my yard is blown in. No problem, he says, they'll be out tonight.
I absolutely could not believe that happened. Of all the places to launch ones self, the power pole and then instead of jumping off, what, taste the wire? OI. I think we may be done with guineas. Mooses' decision as they are his venture. We love having them around for ticks and what-have-you, but man oh man.
Anyone else have a story like this?