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1How it started ! Empty How it started ! Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:05 pm

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and

she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at

a nearby table.


I asked her, "Do you know him?"


"Yes", she sighed,


"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we

split up those many years ago, and I hear he

hasn't been sober since."


"Oh my!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that

long?"


And then the fight started...


When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me

that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to

take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer.. Always something

more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her

point.


When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,

busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing

scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the

house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her

a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as

well sweep the driveway.."


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.


She asked, "What's on TV?"


I said, "Dust."


And then the fight started...


My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3

seconds."


I bought her a bathroom scale.


And then the fight started......




My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not

happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old,

fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'


I replied, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."


And then the fight started........





2How it started ! Empty Re: How it started ! Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:52 pm

coopslave

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lol!

3How it started ! Empty Re: How it started ! Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:59 pm

SerJay

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lol!

4How it started ! Empty Re: How it started ! Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:20 pm

Ruffledfeathers

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lol!

5How it started ! Empty Re: How it started ! Thu Feb 07, 2013 3:50 am

Fowler

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Love them!


They reminded me of this one;




I rear-ended a car this morning. I knew it was going to be a really bad day!

The driver got out of the other car and I looked down and realized he was a dwarf!!!

He looked up at me and said “I’M NOT HAPPY!”

So I said, “Well then, which one are you?”

And that’s how the fight started.

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