I've had a string of bad luck, a friend said,"Cheer up things could be worse", So I cheered up and sure enough things got worse. REALLY
Pshchiatrist: Do you usually wake up crabby in the morning?:
Wife: :No I just let him sleep.:
Ann: "Does the Doctor think your husband will recover?:
Nan: "I really don't know- all he said is that I should be prepared for the worst."
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.
The farmer's wife returned from a shopping trip laden with packages. "Good grief," exclaimed her miserly husband,:considering what all that must have cost, I hate to think what must have happened to our nest egg.: "I'II tell you what happened to our nest egg,"said the wife."This old hen got tired of sitting on it."
Elsie: "Mommy, what becomes of an automoble when it gets too old to run anymore?"
Mother: "Someone sells it to your father as a used car, good as new."
Billy:"Daddy, where are the Alps?"
Daddy, reading his evening news paper:"Ask your mother. She"s the one who puts everything away."
When a man puts his wife up on a pedestal, it is usually so she can reach the ceiling with her paint roller.
And finally just for good measure;
Don't overlook an opportunity to make others happy, even if you must leave them alone to do it.
Good Day
Pshchiatrist: Do you usually wake up crabby in the morning?:
Wife: :No I just let him sleep.:
Ann: "Does the Doctor think your husband will recover?:
Nan: "I really don't know- all he said is that I should be prepared for the worst."
A bright eye indicates curiosity; a black eye, too much.
The farmer's wife returned from a shopping trip laden with packages. "Good grief," exclaimed her miserly husband,:considering what all that must have cost, I hate to think what must have happened to our nest egg.: "I'II tell you what happened to our nest egg,"said the wife."This old hen got tired of sitting on it."
Elsie: "Mommy, what becomes of an automoble when it gets too old to run anymore?"
Mother: "Someone sells it to your father as a used car, good as new."
Billy:"Daddy, where are the Alps?"
Daddy, reading his evening news paper:"Ask your mother. She"s the one who puts everything away."
When a man puts his wife up on a pedestal, it is usually so she can reach the ceiling with her paint roller.
And finally just for good measure;
Don't overlook an opportunity to make others happy, even if you must leave them alone to do it.
Good Day
