National Pick on Sue Day!

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Sue, I have an Australorp for you!

Here we have a Schipperke prior to getting prepped for a show...

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I don't know if should bring up the whole pasty butt thing again.

Then there's her questionable skill with poetry. It's pretty iffy. I think I will end this sentence with the word with.

Sue is an ENABLER for people who are addicted.

To chickens.

Awwwwwwwwww! You guys are so sweet! I have never been roasted before! Now remember I like it rare, with drippings, a little horseradish and don't forget the Yorkshire pudding!

Now I will be lying in grammatical wait to roast one of you when the time is right! And always remember, never start a sentence with a conjunction!

But what if I want to? And sometimes I just do. Or sometimes not. Yet I know it is wrong. But I must. For the sake of the world. Because.

Thats my gurl! u showem!
Theirs nothing like being schooled by a teacher especially one like schip shes so smart her student's are all real lucky to have her shes going to show you all with your silly comment's Woooord! just wait til she breaks out the pro'se!

Arctic! I am shocked! Are you sure someone else didn't write that for you!

***Hanging head in shame***

21st century new fluencies IB learning made me do it.

Ha ha ha, Authentic, good one! I just now realized that I LOVE starting with conjunctions! Call me unconventional.

Wikipedia just informed me that Sue's notion of not starting sentences with conjunctions has no grammatical foundation. It's just some random rule, made up by some random person, while they wrote the SOP. HA HA HA! Bite me.

Thank goodness it is less than two hour to the end of Pick On Sue Day!

Arctic, you may have to explain what IB is.

Uno, thanks for clarifying on conjunctions. I can happily continue to put them at the beginning of sentences!

Conjunction junction, what's your function....


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Its not over yet...

Who can forget those close up photos of bare prickled legs??? They are still circulating out there on the internet somewhere, I am sure!

Perhaps we should start speaking a little ebonics?

IB, isn't that Irritable Bowel (syndrome), smiling. This is a good thing, shows how much we love Sue poo. I keep thinking about those swanky legs too, but then that terminates in what I have heard, that goes something along the lines of pasty butt too . We love you Sue, Shipperkesue and all your little weird things you do. Have a beautiful day, CynthiaM.