Heel low:
Happy news, Mr. Bird was outfitted with a twinkle twinkle season relevant outfit, tailored special for the "Dodo Bird Boo Boo Pheno/Geno Gender" seminar... So sorry, always found it a little difficult to get all
before December 1st, but I suppose I need to hop to it and get the seasonal greeting mood swinging!
Be alot easier to be jolly holly on the tenth, so better get set, get ready
...mighta scared the ol' elfin chap eh?? Me leaping is mighty frightful.
Been packing up the props in relevant tote bags for each segment of the seminar. Ended up I also went through the bus driver`s tickle trunk and will be bringing along some Christmas pencils and season relevant erasers for the kids that attend the seminar.
I repeat, kids, children (no, presentation of a stuffed goat, tho I have some of dem, NO, absolutely not...this will not guarantee you get a Christmas pencil & eraser Rico!) will be given a pencil and eraser. Course this now said, how big exactly is the show hall? Gulpers! LOL If ten thousand show up, I think I will be a little overwhelmed and shorted out in the supplies department...LOL Maybe better state the first 20 to 30 kids...eeep! Mobbed by a gang of kids, `Knock the ol` bag down and grab what`s left of her marbles too!` LOL. Classroom sizes sure are on the grow these days!
Another feature sure to bring out the unsettling side to the poultry fancy (self-defeating personality disorders anyone??
), I am making up some sticky pins; pink bows and blue bows and will need a volunteer (or three) to poke poor defenceless plushy puppers and duck duckers with pins (needles?) during the Gender Bender segment of the seminar. Do I have a show of hands oh morbid ones...you might even get to pin yourself a few times...wah wah wah!! Y'ouch!!
Newsflash: is my St. John's ticket up to date, note to self; do bring Band-Aids and dressing (Mmmm....stuffing). So many things to find out before the show...argh!
HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]I suggest any that are interested, go have a gander at the chicken calculator and plug in the blue dilution genetics for breeding
blue to
blue...
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HELPER HINT: For both Sire and Dam, you will be wanting to make both
blue unicolor - so just wild type PLUS the following changes - E/E for (extended Black) and Bl/bl+ (Blue).
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Won't really do any harm fiddling with the chicken calculator, as I am also packing along a copy of the chicken calculator outcome print off from the blue x blue mating. Heh heh heh...scares even the likes of me...all dose widdle letters scattered across the page...eeep!
So that`s sorta your homework (the dawg
ate it) before attending the seminar...scaring oneself...LMBO. "Ah, there there, it`ll be OK! Here`s one of those blue Band-Aids to cover the boo boo...now let`s get crackin' (a few eggs, a few knuckles, a few heads will roll) and do the blue dilution solution!"
Do the
wave
of relief, the sigh of sensibility, the laugh of accomplishment...Get me!
LOL
So here`s like hoping I remember to pack a pencil sharpener...otherwise those pointy scissors might HAVE to come out to stand in for the forgotten pencil sharpener...me no operate those...oh my eye!
Doggone & Chicken UP!
Tara Lee Higgins
Higgins Rat Ranch Conservation Farm, Alberta
- Miss yah Makes; December 7, 1995 – February 4, 2011 ^~~^
WF: DUCKS: Calls (24 varieties), East Indies, Mandarins, Crested Ducks, Australian Spotted, Hookbills, & Appleyards.
GEESE: Buff & Buff Pied American.
SWANS: Australian Black.
LF: BANTAM Brahmas, Wyandottes, Booteds, & Chanteclers & STANDARD Chanteclers (Partridge, Buff, Orange Clay, & White).
Heritage TURKEYS (Jersey Buff, Bronze, Narragansett, Slate, Red Bronze, Rusty Black, Red Blue Bronze, Lilac, & Sweetgrass).
PHEASANTS: Red Golden & Silver.
Registered: Australian Cattle Dogs, Jacob Sheep, Nigerian Dwarf Dairy Goats, & Llamas. Pond Fish.