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12 days of Fridge Cleaning- a Pre-Christmas Carol

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Schipperkesue

Schipperkesue
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On the first day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

...one moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

appway

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2 slimy Carrots

Hillbilly

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On the third day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

...three science projects,







Schipperkesue

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On my fourth day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!
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Arcticsun

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On my fifth day of cleaning
my filthy fridge gave me

...5 Years out of daaaaate, Ranch dressing sauce

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

appway

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six out dated eggnogs

....5 Years out of daaaaate Ranch dressing sauce

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

Schipperkesue

Schipperkesue
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Eggnoggs? From last Christmas???!!!

On my seventh day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

... seven mummified mushrooms

...six out dated eggnogs

...5 Years out of daaaaate, Ranch dressing sauce

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

chickeesmom

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On the eighth day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

....eight green weiners

On my seventh day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

... seven mummified mushrooms

...six out dated eggnogs

...5 Years out of daaaaate, Ranch dressing sauce

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

Hillbilly

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On the ninth day of cleaning my filthy fridge, I discovered the long lost bottle of rum behind the year old egg nog, and lost count, and a couple hours.

Arcticsun

Arcticsun
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On the 10th day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

... Ten inch toblerone! (which I ate)

... Nine lost drunken hours

....eight green weiners

... seven mummified mushrooms

...six out dated eggnogs

...5 Yeeeeears out of daaaaate, Ranch dressing sauce

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

HigginsRAT


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Last edited by HigginsRAT on Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:58 am; edited 1 time in total

http://www.wolven.ca/higgins/ratranch/

Schipperkesue

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And who will create the last verse? We shall see!

All I now is my fridge is pristinely clean and should last that way for a week or so.

Sue

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Last edited by HigginsRAT on Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:58 am; edited 1 time in total

http://www.wolven.ca/higgins/ratranch/

Schipperkesue

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Still looking for that last verse... Tara had declined... Uno, where are you????!!!

Sue

HigginsRAT


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Last edited by HigginsRAT on Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:59 am; edited 1 time in total

http://www.wolven.ca/higgins/ratranch/

Schipperkesue

Schipperkesue
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Hee hee hee! You may only think you are on to my plans, but I have many poetry and song parodys still to come, lurking in my twisted brain...

...so much mockery, so little time!

Sue

uno

uno
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ON the 12th day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave to me

12 terrible tortelinni



On the 11th day of cleaning my filthy fridge gave me...

...Eleven year old fruit cake!

... Ten inch toblerone (which I ate)

... Nine lost drunken hours

....eight green weiners

... seven mummified mushrooms

...six out dated eggnogs

...5 Yeeeeears out of daaaaate, Ranch dressing sauce

...four dried out peppers

...three science projects,

...two slimy carrots

...and a moldy chicken wing in tupperware!

Schipperkesue

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Woo hoo!

Sweet, sweet closure!

Sue

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