I wrote this song this morning at 2am. It comes directly from first hand problems. Our hay got rained on yesterday cause a bearing went in the baler, and its Sunday, no parts. The swather reel DID pile up, and the canolas black count is far too low for swathing yet, but its gettin so late in the year. Our poor old truck has 585'000KMS on it, and yea.. farming just sucks lol I have NEVER written a sing before in my life, so please dont pick it apart. I was just compelled to write it lol I hope you enjoy.
-The Prarie Farmer-
The feilds are flooded, just too much rain,
I don't know how I'll ever seed my grain.
The tractors are sinkin', makin big rutts,
Oh by golly, this spring sure sucks!
The crops are in, but boy it's late,
I fear my canola will be at stake;
From the damaging frost, that comes so fast,
Can kill the crops that get put in last.
****
This is the life of the Prarie Farmer.
Tractors, balers, sprayers and swathers.
Workin' the feilds, dawn till dusk,
I hope this year we'll be in luck.
****
The skies are clear, the hay is dry,
But look at the baler, that bearings fried.
The stores are closed, it's the weekend,
Can't get the parts needed to mend.
The clouds are fallin', the skys gettin' black,
This darned weathers gonna make my hay black.
Out it sits, in the swath, in the rain,
Lord, this weathers drivin' me insane!
**Chorus**
Equipments always down, never runs just right,
Mendin', and fixin', can have you up all night.
The swather reel is all piled up,
And you should see my poor pick-up truck.
That bearing on the baler, it lit on fire,
Up and up the smoke went, higher and higher.
The canola's black count is way too low,
But, oh well, now they're callin' for snow!
This is the life of the Prarie Farmer.
Tractors, balers, sprays and swathers.
Workin' the feilds, dawn till dusk,
I geuss this year we didnt have any luck,
I geuss this year we didnt have any luck,
I geuss this year,... just really SUCKED!
-The Prarie Farmer-
The feilds are flooded, just too much rain,
I don't know how I'll ever seed my grain.
The tractors are sinkin', makin big rutts,
Oh by golly, this spring sure sucks!
The crops are in, but boy it's late,
I fear my canola will be at stake;
From the damaging frost, that comes so fast,
Can kill the crops that get put in last.
****
This is the life of the Prarie Farmer.
Tractors, balers, sprayers and swathers.
Workin' the feilds, dawn till dusk,
I hope this year we'll be in luck.
****
The skies are clear, the hay is dry,
But look at the baler, that bearings fried.
The stores are closed, it's the weekend,
Can't get the parts needed to mend.
The clouds are fallin', the skys gettin' black,
This darned weathers gonna make my hay black.
Out it sits, in the swath, in the rain,
Lord, this weathers drivin' me insane!
**Chorus**
Equipments always down, never runs just right,
Mendin', and fixin', can have you up all night.
The swather reel is all piled up,
And you should see my poor pick-up truck.
That bearing on the baler, it lit on fire,
Up and up the smoke went, higher and higher.
The canola's black count is way too low,
But, oh well, now they're callin' for snow!
This is the life of the Prarie Farmer.
Tractors, balers, sprays and swathers.
Workin' the feilds, dawn till dusk,
I geuss this year we didnt have any luck,
I geuss this year we didnt have any luck,
I geuss this year,... just really SUCKED!