Russ: Hello and welcome to another segment of our weekly show, Life on The Farm, where we give our city dwelling listeners a slice of rural life. Allow me to introduce my co-anchor, Bob.
Bob: Thanks Russ. Today's show takes place live on location at Al and Mildred's Egg Emporium. Al and Mildred raise organic eggs and chickens and today we're here to witness the twice yearly cleaning of the hen house. Russ, what exactly is an organic chicken?
Russ: An organic chicken is one that never attended public school.
Bob: Good call Russ, I believe you are correct. Now let's see what Mildred is up to.
Russ: Mildred has put on leather works gloves. Now she is rolling her pants up to about ankle level. I wonder what is the significance of that. "Mildred,can you tell our listeners why you are rolling your pants up?"
Mildred: Keeps my pants out of the crap.
Russ: Good call, Mildred, I believe that is correct. Bob, what do you see from your angle?
Bob: Well Russ, she is wheeling a wheelbarrow up to the door and parking it there. Now she is putting on a dust mask. "Mildred, can you explain to our listeners the purpose of the dust mask?"
Mildred : To keep out the dust.
Bob: Good call, Mildred. I believe that is correct. Back to you Russ.
Russ: Mildred has picked up an aluminum shovel and entered the hen house. I can hear it scraping along the floor and, will you look at that, BOb! Mildred has just thrown a shovelful of something into the wheelbarrow. What do you suppose that is?
Bob: Well let's ask her so our listeneres at home can get a clearer picture of what we're seeing here. "Mildred, can you tell us what you call this product that you are throwing into the wheelbarrow?"
Mildred: We call it chicken crap.
Bob: Good answer, Mildred. I believe you are correct.
Russ: I don't know about you Bob, but this looks like pretty hard work for a few eggs. We're going to have to ask Mildred... (sentence interupted by a loud scream coming from the hen house, sound of metal shovel hitting the floor).
Bob: What do you suppose is happening? Wait..I see Mildred coming out of the hen house rather quickly in a cloud of dust and...and...what is that she's doing? Russ, do you have a better angle?
Russ: Yes I do Bob and I'd say...it's hard to tell for sure but...yes...I'm going to go with The Macarena. I think she is doing the Macarena and..oh lord...taking her clothes off a the same time! (can hear Mildred screaming, "Crawlers, Crawlers, Lord-a-lordy we got crawlers!" Voice fades into distance).
Bob: Tell us what you see now Russ.
Russ: Bra and panties and way too much flesh! Is this supposed to happen when you clean the hen house?
Bob: I don't know Russ, but that seems to be a wrap for this segment of Life on The Farm. We hope our listeners enjoyed this weeks installation. We'll do some follow up and perhaps chat with Mildred when she comes back and find out if this is a usual part of cleaning the hen house. I'm not sure what a crawler is but I have a feeling Mildred can tell us!
Russ: Good call Bob, I think you are correct. I don't know about you Bob but I'm ready for a shot of whiskey. I'll be pouring mine straight into my eyes.
Bob: GOod call Russ, I'll be joining you. Join us next week where we will be at TripleHorn Acres where they will be castrating some rams. I expect that should go off without a hitch. This is Russ and Bob saying goodbye and thanks for listening.
Uno + too much coffee + shovelling the hen house = pointless bad writing. We need a Pointless Bad Writing heading. I hope you all forgive me.
Bob: Thanks Russ. Today's show takes place live on location at Al and Mildred's Egg Emporium. Al and Mildred raise organic eggs and chickens and today we're here to witness the twice yearly cleaning of the hen house. Russ, what exactly is an organic chicken?
Russ: An organic chicken is one that never attended public school.
Bob: Good call Russ, I believe you are correct. Now let's see what Mildred is up to.
Russ: Mildred has put on leather works gloves. Now she is rolling her pants up to about ankle level. I wonder what is the significance of that. "Mildred,can you tell our listeners why you are rolling your pants up?"
Mildred: Keeps my pants out of the crap.
Russ: Good call, Mildred, I believe that is correct. Bob, what do you see from your angle?
Bob: Well Russ, she is wheeling a wheelbarrow up to the door and parking it there. Now she is putting on a dust mask. "Mildred, can you explain to our listeners the purpose of the dust mask?"
Mildred : To keep out the dust.
Bob: Good call, Mildred. I believe that is correct. Back to you Russ.
Russ: Mildred has picked up an aluminum shovel and entered the hen house. I can hear it scraping along the floor and, will you look at that, BOb! Mildred has just thrown a shovelful of something into the wheelbarrow. What do you suppose that is?
Bob: Well let's ask her so our listeneres at home can get a clearer picture of what we're seeing here. "Mildred, can you tell us what you call this product that you are throwing into the wheelbarrow?"
Mildred: We call it chicken crap.
Bob: Good answer, Mildred. I believe you are correct.
Russ: I don't know about you Bob, but this looks like pretty hard work for a few eggs. We're going to have to ask Mildred... (sentence interupted by a loud scream coming from the hen house, sound of metal shovel hitting the floor).
Bob: What do you suppose is happening? Wait..I see Mildred coming out of the hen house rather quickly in a cloud of dust and...and...what is that she's doing? Russ, do you have a better angle?
Russ: Yes I do Bob and I'd say...it's hard to tell for sure but...yes...I'm going to go with The Macarena. I think she is doing the Macarena and..oh lord...taking her clothes off a the same time! (can hear Mildred screaming, "Crawlers, Crawlers, Lord-a-lordy we got crawlers!" Voice fades into distance).
Bob: Tell us what you see now Russ.
Russ: Bra and panties and way too much flesh! Is this supposed to happen when you clean the hen house?
Bob: I don't know Russ, but that seems to be a wrap for this segment of Life on The Farm. We hope our listeners enjoyed this weeks installation. We'll do some follow up and perhaps chat with Mildred when she comes back and find out if this is a usual part of cleaning the hen house. I'm not sure what a crawler is but I have a feeling Mildred can tell us!
Russ: Good call Bob, I think you are correct. I don't know about you Bob but I'm ready for a shot of whiskey. I'll be pouring mine straight into my eyes.
Bob: GOod call Russ, I'll be joining you. Join us next week where we will be at TripleHorn Acres where they will be castrating some rams. I expect that should go off without a hitch. This is Russ and Bob saying goodbye and thanks for listening.
Uno + too much coffee + shovelling the hen house = pointless bad writing. We need a Pointless Bad Writing heading. I hope you all forgive me.
too funny!
