zipper fix

Ah, the stupid things that happen.

We have had a light dusting of snow. I notice that snow has drifted into the brush box on the step of the tack shed. Horse Daughter keeps brushes and hoof picks in this open, wooden box. BUt it's full of snow. It has a hinged lid which is always open since you cannot close the lid for all the junk piled in the box.

I decide to move the box deeper under the roof overhang, to keep the snow out. The box is sitting on top of two steps. I am standing on the ground. I flip the lid shut and grab the box.

Psssssss.

What is that? I squint at the air compressor. Has the compressor sprung a leak?

Psssssss.

A tire? On a truck? Is it that stupid wheelbarrow tire again?

Psssssss.

I cannot locate the hissing noise. Then I feel a very odd, cold sensation on my crotch. I look down. A little thin red straw is sticking out of the closed lid and spraying something directly onto the crotch of my pants. There is a huge, dark, COLD stain there! Agh! I flop open the lid. Standing in the box is an aerosol spray can with a little hose attachment stuck into the spray top. It reads, High Performance Deep Penetrating Lubricant.

The irony was too good not to share. But man, my zipper has never worked so well!!!

Bwahahaha Thanx that did need to be shared because it gave me a great chuckle   Glad your errr zipper works so well now 

that is a very funny story, I am glad you chose to post it, shared it with my Mum who also enjoyed. 

Oh man, Uno, you are an amazing woman, and trust me....you NEVER EVER CEASE to bring that awesome smile to my face...what a picture you have painted, thank you, and I think I can sleep tonight, thinking about your painted crotch, and knowing it is not me !!! oh man, oh man....have an awesome night, with wishes of great days to come, hopefully no snow for you. CynthiaM.

Nothing like some High Performance Deep Penetrating Lubricant to make your day a good one.....

LMFBO !!

You really had me wondering when you said "crotch" but thankfully I was able to read past that and you are amazing.

Thanks for the laugh.

Teehee!

Hub has various cans of spray stuff to use on seized bolts and otherwise unmoveable truck parts. I think this particular lubricant has lanolin in it as it has a distinct smell and I fear, greasy, staining quality. Have dosed pants with generous amount of Spray N Wash and hope it removes the oily splot. If it's not horse poo, it's some greasy petroleum by-product. Sheesh! My poor washing machine!

Sorry to laugh at your pain, but that's funny.
Hope you get out the foul spot.