Facebook peeve

heda gobbler wrote:Even if you suspect it is you....

Yup. It's helpful to be a huge jerk when it comes to internet crap.

Very freeing really.

Indeed.

I never knew chickens were so flammable!

I imagine the problem began when I decided to carry a lighted torch and an open bucket of gasoline on the same trip.

Can't believe I did it!

uno wrote:I HATE it when people make Facebook posts that don't actually communicate a whole picture, but build these little snippets of fake drama. Like movie trailers. Leads, to draw you in and make you say, aw honey, for whom I am so concerned, tell me all your problems because I have nothing better to do with my time or concern than to sit here at this computer and draw your little dramas out of you, syllable by syllable.

I unfriend boobs who make those moronic, attention seeking posts.

So I wondered what it would look like if people on WCPS made the same sort of dramatic posts. What kind of help, support, wisdom could we expect if we didn't give our fellow readers a good picture to work with. I invite you all to go ahead and make your drama post. Let's see how annoying we can all be. And since I hold the title for annoying (and mental) I will go first!

Geese get ideas.

YOUR TURN!

I am not on facebook, saves me all of these hassles, however, I like to think I am friendly with all boobs.

I am not on FB either (see how cool am I, I even know the abbreviation) so I have effectively unfriended everyone!

OMG!

sigh.....not again.....

Most of you won't repost this but my very best friends will. If you are in favour of soda pop, repost now. If you don't repost it will mean you hate puppies and kittens.

"Like" this if you remember rotary phones!

"Like" this blurry photo of a candle if you have ever attended a fish's funeral!

Like! I remember rotary phones!

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authenticfarm wrote:"Like" this if you remember rotary phones!

"Like" this blurry photo of a candle if you have ever attended a fish's funeral!

Like if you hate cancer/AIDS/terrorism/dragons/evil beings that eat left socks, etc...

Schipperkesue wrote:Like!  I remember rotary phones!

Oh yah when they were attached to the wall in the kitchen  

Ruffledfeathers wrote:

Schipperkesue wrote:Like!  I remember rotary phones!

Oh yah when they were attached to the wall in the kitchen  

I'll go ya one better: When they were attached to the wall and were made of wood!  

calliope wrote:

Ruffledfeathers wrote:

Schipperkesue wrote:Like!  I remember rotary phones!

Oh yah when they were attached to the wall in the kitchen  

I'll go ya one better:  When they were attached to the wall and were made of wood!  

No way "real" wood not wood "like" product  

A fish's funeral HA HA HA!! A fish's funeral, oh Gordon, that will be my line from now on, sorry I can't make it to your (dull gathering) because I have to attend a fish's funeral.

Oh, I love those ones that challenge your goodness and loyalty by twisting your arm to post. Force, coercion, bullying. I post what I want when I want and you can bite me!

I have been to SO many fish funerals. If you teach primary school and parents keep inflicting their goldfish on you "for the classroom" inevitably those fish die and every 5 and 6 year old will want a funeral with all the trimmings.

Uno, it is a real low in social events in my book too.

Don't remember wood phones but do remember the rotary phone attached to the kitchen wall while the whole family stood listening and telling you to hurry up.  My mom still has a desktop rotary phone that she uses    No fish funerals here since a couple years ago my mom thought mini crabs would be a great pet ugh!  All 6 crabs escaped and went to 6 diferent areas of the house to die.  We searched and searched but they hid well and it was awful!!  Fish tank became a cactus garden

My life isn't that full of drama so I rarely post and just can't come up with any clever responses here either cause I guess I don't have very dramatic friends or family.  I can't imagine twitter good grief who thinks their life is so interesting that everyone must know their every move or thought.  No thanks

I do LOVE the funny/naughty sayings etc that get shared or liked on FB.  Ruffled gets great naughty jokes that make me LOL whenever I get an email I make sure my coffee cup is stowed safely hehehe

Hubby would blow a fuse if he found out!

Love my kids so much! (posted with a picture of the cutsie wootsie children so friends can comment... but doesn`t say a word about other people`s child photos)

Fowler wrote:Love my kids so much! (posted with a picture of the cutsie wootsie children so friends can comment... but doesn`t say a word about other people`s child photos)

that's because we just don't find those kids as cute. Didn't you know I have the cutest kids ever.
LOL


Oh Serjay I figured you could use a naughty laugh or 2. Glad to hear all spillables are being kept far away,  

 Well dang, I had no idea FB could be this entertaining.  I think I'm going to need some popcorn!