Now Sweetened, or Squeegey, or whatever it is they call you. Sit on down here beside me, have a piece of pizza, it's the cheesy kind, I like the cheesey kind. Let me tell you about the mob. You got it all wrong kid, you got it all wrong.
When Tony with his $3000 suit and $200 haircut shows up to have a little chat with you, he does not break down the door. No, no. What, and mess the hair? Are you listening to me Sweetened? I don't think you had enough to eat, have some more pizza. What was I saying, oh yeah, Tony and Vinny, they don't do no yelling or smashing. Tony and Vinny had momma's who gave them a smack. Smack for this, smack for that, smack for smart talking at the table, for putting your dirty feet on the sofa, smack! These boys got the suits and the manners and yes they do knock on the door.
They knock real nice and gentle like. When the low life opens the door, a big old gun makes the tip of his nose nice and cold and Tony does not ransack the house, he makes the owner of the house ransack the house. Tony just stands there with his finger on the trigger. Easy on the suit, no one messes the hair. These ain't no common thugs, these is high class thugs, they don't break no sweat. Hell no! If they gonna shoot you anyway, they make YOU break the sweat. Then when you all sweaty, that's when they shoot you, for being sweaty all over their suits.
Have more pizza, eat, eat! So when you see some goomba has left his dog in the car, you go to the loud speaker of the mall and say, "Owner of the 1976 red Cadillac Eldorado license plate, WTF STD, your car is on fire, repeat, your car is on fire and being demolished by the fire crew. Please report to your car immediately!" Then you wait, with a gun, and make them sweat, if you know what I mean. But don't wrinkle your suit, or mess your hair. No need for that. Just get Fido out of the car then get dumb ass to open the trunk and climb in for a little hot boxing all their own. Don't worry, I not telling you to be violent. You shoot a nice little hole in the trunk for ventilation. That ought to do to keep them cool until you come back to let them out, 6 hours later. And THAT'S how the mob does it.