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1just a haha Empty just a haha Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:02 pm

SerJay

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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians;
during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor :

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada ..

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction, You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.

2just a haha Empty Re: just a haha Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:39 pm

heda gobbler

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Good one! I'm going to send it to a friend in Minnesota. It will make her crazy...

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3just a haha Empty Re: just a haha Sun Feb 17, 2013 7:08 am

Prairie Chick

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I can relate to most of those Embarassed LOL

4just a haha Empty Re: just a haha Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:32 am

Ruffledfeathers

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hee hee Most of those apply here as well Embarassed

5just a haha Empty Re: just a haha Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:41 am

Binkeyroo


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HaHa! Yesterday I was driving and thinking "Wow! It's so much easier to drive down this road when the potholes are packed with snow!" So that one got me laughing.

6just a haha Empty Re: just a haha Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:24 am

SerJay

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Yep I have 3 sets of jumper cables in my van and I know how to use them Very Happy I ALWAYS measure distance in hours hahaha have security lights.... Always do 95kms and heres' my kids this halloween as we got ready to trick or treat with yep snowsuits on
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7just a haha Empty Re: just a haha Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:17 pm

Pollywog

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HAHAHA That's great! But -2 is actually a warm day! Wink

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