Two caterpillars were crawling across the grass when a butterfly flew over them. They looked up, and one nudged the other and said: 'You couldn't get me up in one of those things for a million dollars'.
When asked to paraphase the sentence,"He was bent on seeing her," the pupil wrote; "The sight of her doubled him up."
"Just look at what your husband is up to," said a woman to her neighbor as she noticed the man with his fishing line dropped into a small pail in the backyard.
"Yes," replied the other woman sadly. "I'd like to take him to a psychiatrist, but we need the fish,"
People who used to live payday to payday used to be considered shiftless; now they're considerded good managers.
Drug store sign: "Try our cough syrup-you'll never get any better."
Coon hunters wife:"Will you escort me out to the garbage can with this trash?" Hubby:"Sure, but why." Wife:"I want to be able to tell the neighbors that we go out together once in a while."
When asked to paraphase the sentence,"He was bent on seeing her," the pupil wrote; "The sight of her doubled him up."
"Just look at what your husband is up to," said a woman to her neighbor as she noticed the man with his fishing line dropped into a small pail in the backyard.
"Yes," replied the other woman sadly. "I'd like to take him to a psychiatrist, but we need the fish,"
People who used to live payday to payday used to be considered shiftless; now they're considerded good managers.
Drug store sign: "Try our cough syrup-you'll never get any better."
Coon hunters wife:"Will you escort me out to the garbage can with this trash?" Hubby:"Sure, but why." Wife:"I want to be able to tell the neighbors that we go out together once in a while."