The young girl was showing her playmate the house. "And this is Daddy's den" she said "Does your Daddy had a den?" "No' replied the girl "he growls all over the house."
The horse would have a good laugh today if he could see motorists adjusting their shoulder harnesess.
First yard observer: "The way you've prunded that tree I'd be surprised if you get even a peck of apples" Second neighbor: "I would too, it"s a pear tree."
Our small town boasts two banks. They both bow to the young set; one offers balloons and the second hands out lollipops. One busy afternoon a youngster approached our receptionist and asked, "Is this the sucker bank."
Everyone's a member of the "in" crowd these days--in doubt, in debt or in trouble.
When a young man starts right out complaining ab
out his bride's cooking, one of two things will happen: she'll learn better-or he will.
He: "If I had a million dollars do you know where I would be?" She: "I sure do, you'd be on our honeymoon."
" A wife that drives from the back seat is no out of place than the husband who cook's from the dinning room table."
The horse would have a good laugh today if he could see motorists adjusting their shoulder harnesess.
First yard observer: "The way you've prunded that tree I'd be surprised if you get even a peck of apples" Second neighbor: "I would too, it"s a pear tree."
Our small town boasts two banks. They both bow to the young set; one offers balloons and the second hands out lollipops. One busy afternoon a youngster approached our receptionist and asked, "Is this the sucker bank."
Everyone's a member of the "in" crowd these days--in doubt, in debt or in trouble.
When a young man starts right out complaining ab
out his bride's cooking, one of two things will happen: she'll learn better-or he will.
He: "If I had a million dollars do you know where I would be?" She: "I sure do, you'd be on our honeymoon."
" A wife that drives from the back seat is no out of place than the husband who cook's from the dinning room table."
