Maybe it should have been presented in a way that Stuart McClean could follow;
"What's that?", said Dave.
"It's a quilt.", said Morley.
"Who made it?", said Dave.
"It was made by people right across Canada.", said Morley.
Dave thought for a minute, "Why would you send a quilt across Canada?"
Morley gave him a look, the kind of look she usually reserved for the cats deliberately messing in her flower beds even though they knew they weren't supposed to, "It wasn't shipped across Canada, the people made the pieces and sent them in."
"Oh.", said Dave, then he added, "What's with all the chickens?"
Morley sighed, it was going to be one of those days, "It's a chicken quilt Dave, we are going to raffle it off and buy some chickens for people in the Third World."
"Are you going to buy them real chickens or quilted chickens?", asked Dave...