World's First Bionic Chicken

I was going to say "The Six Hundred Pound Chicken" but that just sounded big.

We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was before. Better, stronger, faster... um... tastier...

Steve Austin, better get started building that chicken coop.

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Fowler

Amelia the chicken must have one heck of a personality...or better hope she's never late on that rent!

$1200 well spent! I think any of us here would do the same! I can see it all now...

She'll probably be brought home with much pomp and ceremony...

Loving taken from the car and let out of her cage...

The neighbour's dog will jump out, grab her and run off...