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1 Horse poo retirement plan on Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:39 pm


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I've been thinking (never a good thing). But follow the logic and I'm sure you will see the wisdom here.

If you feed a horse 20 lbs of hay a day, it can manage, over a 24 hour period, to turn that 20 pounds of hay into 100 or more pounds of manure. In goes a limited amount of hay, out comes a much larger and shocking volume of poo.

I said to Hubby, if we feed the horses a $20 bill, they should poop out at least $100 by the next day. Why didn't we think of this before? The only hurdle now is how to make a $20 bill look like an alfalfa cube.

If any of you would like to get in on this pooey-amid scheme, drop $20 in the mail and I'll stuff it in a horse's mouth. I can't see how this could fail.

2 Re: Horse poo retirement plan on Mon Oct 31, 2011 3:24 pm


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I have a much better scheme. Save your twenty bucks. Instead, just devise a plan on how to make Uno's brain from spewing BS (ok, perhaps HS) and I will gladly send you a hundred.

3 Re: Horse poo retirement plan on Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:49 am

Dark Wing Duck

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Thats a real $h!ty scam you got going!

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