I'm addicted to chickens.
The first time I tried back yard chickens was almost two years ago now. I got them from a guy I just found, you know. He made an offer I couldn't resist: "Just try it! You'll love it, I know I did." I... couldn't help myself. I went for 5 and got 11. It started taking over my days. Then I got Moose hooked too! Suddenly we find ourselves out in the snow, doing back yard deals, driving home with chickens in boxes. And what do you know? Suddenly there's chicks we've never seen before hanging around, leaving their crap everywhere and telling us we're cheap.
It's a gateway drug man... It just... Now there's rabbits and ducks and goats. Soon, there'll be a cow and turkeys again. Who knows what's next! Maybe horses and then emu's. I... I can't stop, I ... don't want to stop!
Thanks for listening. If... you have an addiction story, you should share. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
The first time I tried back yard chickens was almost two years ago now. I got them from a guy I just found, you know. He made an offer I couldn't resist: "Just try it! You'll love it, I know I did." I... couldn't help myself. I went for 5 and got 11. It started taking over my days. Then I got Moose hooked too! Suddenly we find ourselves out in the snow, doing back yard deals, driving home with chickens in boxes. And what do you know? Suddenly there's chicks we've never seen before hanging around, leaving their crap everywhere and telling us we're cheap.
It's a gateway drug man... It just... Now there's rabbits and ducks and goats. Soon, there'll be a cow and turkeys again. Who knows what's next! Maybe horses and then emu's. I... I can't stop, I ... don't want to stop!
Thanks for listening. If... you have an addiction story, you should share. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.