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1 Donkey Race on Sun Jan 19, 2014 2:17 pm

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Just a joke so don't anyone take offence ............not intended as such !

Enjoy , hope it puts a smile on someone's face

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

 The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he 
entered it in the race again and it won again.

 The local paper read:

 PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

 The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity 
that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in 
any other race.

 The next day the local paper headline read:

 BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
 This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the 
Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

 The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby 
convent.

 The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the 
following headline the next day:

 NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.

 He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid 
of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

 NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

 This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the 
Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains 
where it could run wild.

 The next day the headlines read:

 NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.

 The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
 can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

 So be yourself and enjoy life.

 Stop worrying about everyone else's ass, "take-care of your own" 
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

......................................that's it , tada folks ........PD

2 Re: Donkey Race on Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:01 pm

Ruffledfeathers

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BAWHAHAHAHA Awesome PD awesome. Loved it.

3 Re: Donkey Race on Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:17 pm

coopslave

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So good!

4 Re: Donkey Race on Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:38 pm

auntieevil

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Love it!

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