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1 Mad Wife Diesease on Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:23 am

Ruffledfeathers

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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and
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> whacked him on the head with a magazine .
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> 'What was that for?' he asked.
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> 'That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied.
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> 'Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,' he explained.
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> 'Oh darling, I'm sorry,' she said. 'I should have known there was a good explanation.'
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> Three days later he was watching TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with a frying pan, which knocked him out cold.
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> When he came to, he asked, 'What was that for?'
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> 'Your horse phoned.'

2 Re: Mad Wife Diesease on Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:57 pm

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Lol!

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