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1Fishing tales  Empty Fishing tales Tue Jun 18, 2013 7:03 am

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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

 The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred?"

 The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

 The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?" 



   A woman is in bed with her lover who happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation ...

 (She is speaking in a cheery voice) "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."

 She hangs up the telephone, and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

 "Oh," she replies," that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having with you on his fishing trip."



 A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long.

 The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

 The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."

 Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern." [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

2Fishing tales  Empty Re: Fishing tales Tue Jun 18, 2013 12:35 pm

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Cute

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