I've been thinking (never a good thing). But follow the logic and I'm sure you will see the wisdom here.
If you feed a horse 20 lbs of hay a day, it can manage, over a 24 hour period, to turn that 20 pounds of hay into 100 or more pounds of manure. In goes a limited amount of hay, out comes a much larger and shocking volume of poo.
I said to Hubby, if we feed the horses a $20 bill, they should poop out at least $100 by the next day. Why didn't we think of this before? The only hurdle now is how to make a $20 bill look like an alfalfa cube.
If any of you would like to get in on this pooey-amid scheme, drop $20 in the mail and I'll stuff it in a horse's mouth. I can't see how this could fail.
If you feed a horse 20 lbs of hay a day, it can manage, over a 24 hour period, to turn that 20 pounds of hay into 100 or more pounds of manure. In goes a limited amount of hay, out comes a much larger and shocking volume of poo.
I said to Hubby, if we feed the horses a $20 bill, they should poop out at least $100 by the next day. Why didn't we think of this before? The only hurdle now is how to make a $20 bill look like an alfalfa cube.
If any of you would like to get in on this pooey-amid scheme, drop $20 in the mail and I'll stuff it in a horse's mouth. I can't see how this could fail.
